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That’s a deep question… April 2, 2015

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While driving with my Rhino at my side, she was quietly looking out the window at the rain coming down. She finally turns to me and asks, “Are you wet when you’re under water, because you don’t feel wet until you come out?”.

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Maybe Weed… December 9, 2009

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While watching a Pink Floyd concert with Rhino that my Tivo had graciously grabbed for me, she was listening to me espound about the time I saw them in 1994 at Death Valley stadium.

Nine-year old Rhino eventually asked “Are they on grass?”

After my curious look, she responded, “They are in a football stadium, aren’t they on grass?”

How old will you be when you realize you’re dead? October 2, 2009

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While having a discussion with Rhino about the fact that I didn’t realize how many years had passed after the death of my Father, she offered this nugget of wisdom.

“Yeah, time really flies by. I was almost seven before I knew I’d been born.”

Brother Love September 3, 2009

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While observing her brothers hug after beating a video game…

Rhino: “Brother love…. I’ll never know it.”

But who would be the Best Man? August 25, 2009

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While making lasagna with Rhino one evening, I let her take a nip at the mozzarella and she commented:

“Mmmmmm, I’m going to have to marry that cheese some day.”

Now, that is justice… April 12, 2009

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Rhinoism of the day:

“Can you kill someone, if they killed you first?”